BE A JERK AND YOUR CHARACTERS WILL THANK YOU FOR IT

This post originally appeared as a guest blog at OwlReviewaBook.







BE A JERK AND YOUR CHARACTERS WILL THANK YOU FOR IT


Bethany asked me to write a little something about character development, so here I am attempting to write a little something about character development.

There’s one major problem.

I honestly don’t know anything about character development.

Okay, so maybe I’m exaggerating just a little bit for the sake of comedy.

The truth is that I don’t know anything that I’m supposed to know about character development. Plus, I’ve always found it a bit weird for me when someone asks me to write about the “craft” of anything.

The only real “craft” I have any right lecturing on is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese – which happens to be the only food in existence with a taste wholly dependant on your mood. If you’re depressed it’s awesome. If you’re happy, it’ll make you depressed.

That should be their slogan.

The only real bit of advice I can offer up when it comes to your characters is this: Be a jerk.

As a writer you’re in control of every aspect of your character’s lives and it’s pretty safe to assume that you feel a certain love for them. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s great actually. You should love them. If you don’t love them, the fact that you’re going to spend endless hours and upwards of a 100,000 words writing about them would just be silly.

A problem arises when you love them so much that you start treating them the way you want them to be treated, rather than the way they need to be treated.

If it makes sense for them to get hurt, be prepared to hurt them. If they have to die to get across your point, I suggest you find yourself a sturdy tree and pull out the hangman’s noose.

Remember that great story where everything always worked out for everyone and everything was fantastic all of the time?

No?

That’s because it doesn’t exist.

You can’t be a good friend to your characters. You have to be a terrible friend. It’s a necessity of the relationship. At some point you’re going to make them hurt. You’re going to drag them through the mud and make them cry. You’re going to take them to the lowest of lows and just when they think you’re done hurting them, you’ll slap on some more.

It’s for their own good.

It has to be done and you’re the heartless jerk that has to do it.

In my opinion the love you feel for the characters you create has be a tough love. Anything else is a detriment to your story. It does them an injustice, it does you an injustice, and it does the term injustice, injustice.

Wait…

That last part didn’t make any sense.

Ignore the fact that I typed it.

Love your characters and love your story enough to be the jerk they need you to be.

Wow, that almost sounded like I knew what I was talking about – a little bit anyway. And I wasn’t even ruminating on the pros and cons of Velveeta Shells and Cheese as opposed to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Don’t even get me started on that battle of the unhealthy titans.

We’d be here for hours.

Steven

AUTHOR WEEK AND GIVEAWAY!

My pal, Bethany, over at OwlReviewaBook reviewed Fathers and Sons on Saturday morning, gave it a whopping five stars, and has decided to dedicate an entire week to little ol' me and my little ol' book.

The best thing about it is that she's giving you a chance to now only win a SIGNED COPY of Fathers and Sons, but an original piece of art as well.

That's right, here's your chance to get your hands on an ACTUAL chapter illustration from the ACTUAL book! It's the only copy in existence and it can end up on your wall, your desk, or in your trash can.

You can even burn it in the backyard and make me cry.

Or sell it on ebay.

Or sell it from the back of your van.

Or use it to scoop up the dog crap in your back yard.

Do with it whatever you want. It's yours.

Click the link below to head on over to Bethany's blog for your chance to win.




The festivities for the entire week will go down like this:
Saturday - Forts: Fathers and Sons review.
Sunday - Giveaway of a SIGNED copy, with an ORIGINAL chapter illustration from the book.
Tuesday - Interview.
Wednesday - Review of Forts: Liars and Thieves.
Friday - A little guest post by me.
Sunday - Announce the winner of the giveaway.
Steven